October 15, 2010

"I have a feeling there's going to be a lot of Snooki this year."

What's your Halloween costume? Surely, you're not going as Snooki. So lazy!

12 comments:

The Crack Emcee said...

Hey, who you calling lazy?

Sprezzatura said...

I'm going as a commie.

I have an authentic USSR (actually CCCP) very red track suit that I bought from a Soviet athlete in 1990. Every seven or so years I decide that it's time to use it for Halloween. This year I'm going to make a label that looks like a Obama bumper sticker so I can put it on the jacket.

I've heard so many cons say that supporting BHO is the same as being a commie, so why not look the part?

The Dude said...
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ndspinelli said...

State Street in Madison has become more sane the last couple years. I'm an old fart, but it's fun to see.

The outfit I'm going to wear really doesn't have a name. However, I'm going to use a pillow to supplement my 38 inch girth. I'm going to wear shorts, no matter how cold it is. And, I'm going to walk down State Street sipping a beverage through a straw.

Trooper York said...

I am going as "The Situation."

I don't just have the six-pack, I have the whole fuckin' keg.

Anonymous said...

If I dress up--Flo, the Progressive girl.

Pastafarian said...

Lazy? You'd have to apply that odd-colored orange make-up over every inch of exposed skin, and somehow shrink down to 4 foot 10 or whatever that beastly little creature is.

It sounds like a pretty ambitious costume to me.

Big Mike said...

Here's a good idea from Chris Muir.

Anonymous said...

That reminded me of my favorite YouTube video (NSFW language):

Girls's Costume Warehouse!

Mitch H. said...

I'm going as a fat middle-aged white guy with a beard. Maybe in flannel.

I've never been much for this costume business. I have enough difficulty pretending to be myself.

Phil 314 said...

I'm going to dress up as a racist.



Think anyone will notice?

Banshee said...

Why would anybody want to go as Baby Snooks?

Or is this one of these non-celebrity celebrities that I'm supposed to know? Some friend of Paris Hilton, perhaps?