August 7, 2015

#HillaryForPresisent!

39 comments:

rhhardin said...

Great name for a band : Planned Parenthood baby-parts special-offers

h/t Mark Steyn

Jim in St Louis said...

Hillary looks great! Especially for a candid shot. Whoever is doing her hair/makeup is a genius.

Sydney said...

Oh, dear.

mezzrow said...

What Jim said. Don't forget how important this is to the Kardashian vote.

Could be the swing factor. Smile, Hillary!

Once written, twice... said...

She looks like a president unlike all of those clowns at the Fox debate last night.

MadisonMan said...

No duck lips?

rehajm said...

Anyone who has used Kim for promoting their product will tell you experiences with Kim don't come cheap. I can't imagine what a selfie with her costs.

tim in vermont said...

She looks like a president unlike all of those clowns at the Fox debate last night.

Can you expand on that for those of us for whom it is not so obvious?

Naah, I thought not. You just need to get in the "clowns" meme, pound it one more time.

When I looked at it, I wondered how she is managing to keep ahead of the blood hounds, and whether it is a comfort to her or worries her that the Clinton Correctional Facility already exists.

tim in vermont said...

She actually looks kind of star struck, rather than presidential. Something about those empty eyes reminds me of Little Orphan Annie.

tim in vermont said...

Excuse me, I meant to say "Presisential."

tim in vermont said...

And what's with the yellow teeth? I know she is of advanced age, but surely she can spare a little time for a dental hygienist now and again.

Phil 314 said...

Kanye in the background: creepy photo bomb

But then again I'm a racist.

Bobber Fleck said...

Well, Hillary has officially taken the lead in the all-important low information voter demographic.

It is amazing what soft focus can do to wipe out wrinkles and skin imperfections. For example, the skin bump just below Kim's hair part is barely visible.

Laura said...

What are boxes of Cuban cigars trading at these days?

Tank said...

Looks like a cardboard cutout of Hillary!

Gahrie said...

The saddest thing? Hillary probably won some votes with this.

Curious George said...

I wouldn't fuck KK with Hillary Clinton's cock.

'TreHammer said...

As noted by Brainerd Police Chief Marge Gunderson in the movie "Fargo"...

"I think I'm gonna barf."

Anonymous said...

Deep calls to deep.

'TreHammer said...

Presisent?

MadisonMan said...

The 2015 Equivalent of playing Sax on Arsenio Hall?

Michael K said...

"She looks like a president unlike all of those clowns at the Fox debate last night."

Yes, Kim did look good for you lefty voters.

Michael said...

Could be the three most vile people in the United States. Certainly the most vacuous.

David Begley said...

One real ho and a political ho.

Anthony said...

The race is over now, Hillary has won.

tim in vermont said...

To be fair, only the one in the middle is vile, because she is by far the most venal and power crazed.

dbp said...

When the light hits Hillary! from a certain direction or really any direction, She looks unhinged.

Renee said...

0ver 30 million followers and retweeted 6400 times.

But it's not grass roots.

Laslo Spatula said...

"Girlfriend..."

"I like it when you call me 'girlfriend', Kim. I like to think that I am all women's 'girlfriend.' Especially those on 'the street'..."

"Hillary, you are loved. I know people on the street, I got great street cred -- they love me there -- and they all think you are wonderful. My maids think you are amazing."

"That is so nice to hear."

"Can I say something -- you know -- honest, just between us girls?"

"Of course. Huma says I need to be open to honesty when appropriate."

"Girl, we need to do something about the way you dress."

"Now Kim, I've always been a pants-suit girl..."

"Men on the street, Hillary, they like the bubble-butt. Kanye loves the bubble-butt. You got to give the people some candy, know what I am saying?"

"My butt doesn't bubble much anymore, I'm afraid."

"You gotta work with what you have. People used to say my butt was too fat, now everyone wants a big juicy piece."

"I think I might have to try something... different."

"You know, I sometimes catch Kanye looking at my butt, and I know exactly what he is thinking."

"What's that?"

"He wants to put his Kanye West cock in my Kardashian ass, that's what he's thinking."

"I don't think that is necessarily what people are looking for in a President..."

"Girlfriend, that is what they ALL are thinking: trust me."

"I'm not so sure about that..."

"C'mon: I bet Obama checked out your ass when you weren't looking. Girl, I bet JOE BIDEN checked out your ass when you weren't looking: that Joe Biden -- one look at him and you can tell he is definitely an 'ass guy'."

"I think I want to represent women as more than ass..."

"Girlfriend, the vagina is so yesterday. Today it is all about the ass. Men want it, bad. Women, they push it on out. You gotta push that ass OUT, Hillary."

"Maybe I can check with Huma..."

"Yeah: what is the deal with Huma, anyway?"

"She is my confidant."

"Has your 'confidant' ever stuck her finger up your ass?"

"No, never..."

"Girl, if you can't be straight with me..."

"Okay. Once."

"You sticking with that?"

"Okay, okay: Huma sticks her fingers up my butt on a regular basis."

"And..."

"And dildoes, too. Cucumbers, sometimes."

"America sells a lot of dildoes. Dildoes, Ass Plugs, Ass Plugs bigger than my fist. And cucumbers. The people who buy that shit, their votes count, too, you know."

"So I gotta 'push it out'?"

"Work your Beyonce, girl."

"Well..."

"My husband, Kanye? He works with Beyonce's husband Jay-Z sometimes. And Jay-Z is a BIG businessman. You know what he likes to do?

"Make money?"

"That, too, girlfriend, that too. But mostly he likes to put his cock up inside Beyonce's ass."

"Let me talk to Huma..."


I am Laslo.

tim in vermont said...

0ver 30 million followers and retweeted 6400 times

For a retweet rate of 0.02%

Judging by the number of liberal moonbats on my facebook feed, I wouldn't go bragging about numbers like that.

mikee said...

It was a minor pleasure to not recognize those in the picture, other than her Hillaryness, and to find out who they were via comments. Also, Laslo's explanation helped a lot.

Static Ping said...

I am not sure if Laslo's reply is fictional or a transcript.

MB said...

HC is surprisingly not very wrinkly looking. I wonder if KK just uses the standard photo app on her phone (iPhone?) and what kind of filter it's set for. There's definitely some smoothing going on.

Etienne said...

I wonder what he's doing back there. If I was a woman in a red dress I wouldn't want him behind me.

HoodlumDoodlum said...

Vapid pop star made famous for a "leaked" sex video that allegedly contained footage of her being pissed on takes selfie with aging grandmother whose principal political claim to fame is pissing on the American people and telling them it's raining.

There's still better than a 50% chance she'll be President, folks.

Birches said...

For that's trolling level stupidity right there. Maybe the Bushes got Kim to be a Democratic plant a la Trump.

Static Ping said...

HoodlumDoodlum: Kim is not a pop star. She's a model, occasional actress, and reality show star who first became known as one of Paris Hilton's party gal pals. I have never heard of her singing. Paris Hilton released an album, but not Kim. Kim's skills are pretty much limited to "I'm really pretty."

walter said...

Another Laslovian post.

Butt it's true..Kim is known for having a ridiculous ass..just not usually seen in same pic.

walter said...

(It does make her look presidential..pick one)