November 13, 2015

A pretty face.


ADDED: Remember Jeremy Meeks? There will be none of that sort of love for Hunter Park, whose face the world suddenly sees as he is arrested for (allegedly) sending the Yik Yak messages: "I'm going to stand my ground tomorrow and shoot every black person I see" and "Well tomorrow mizzou will really make national news. Don't go to campus tomorrow."

31 comments:

Heartless Aztec said...

He's made the cover of Althouse today. That certainly a step up from RoLliNg StoNe.

Ann Althouse said...

Here's this pretty face, which the world is seeing for the first time, in a mug shot, and the reputation of this erstwhile nobody is shot all to hell. He utterly squandered what he had.

PB said...

And he's not too smart. If you're going to do this stuff, you've got to learn to cover your tracks, starting with the simplest of steps for anonymity on the web.

virgil xenophon said...

Time to give the lad an IQ test. So far he seems to be in the running for the Darwin Award--tho he has truly seriouscompetitors on every college campus in the land..

Heartless Aztec said...

Lotsa' pretty faces everywhere. No shortage there. What he squandered was his anonymous presence to glide through the world without notice. And that's not a trivial thing.

Tank said...

This will make him attractive to many women.

Prolly better ways to get there.

Rick said...

Wouldn't the better comparison be to the Boston bomber? If you're a member of an approved victim group even killing innocent children is not enough to keep you off the cover.

Tank said...
This will make him attractive to many women.


Not the kind you want to attract.

Anonymous said...

AA: He utterly squandered what he had.

Well, he has brought some happiness into the world, as the progs are wetting themselves with joy over him. So, not a complete waste.

(Pretty? He looks a bit retarded to me, at least full-face. Could just be an artifact of digital reproduction. Dull blank gaze probably isn't, though.)

bleh said...

Seems like the kind of guy who would have one wife for daughters and another for sons.

Michael said...

He squandered nothing. In a state where 4 out of every 3 white men are KKK and given to truck riding spewing the N word and painting swastikas with their very own privileged excretia his act will elevate him in the eyes of his Klansmen.

Sebastian said...

Any news on the pretty faces of the actual killers of Tyshawn Lee?

Laslo Spatula said...

Maybe there was going to be a Twist, and he was simply beginning a White Guilt Poem.

I'm going to stand my ground

tomorrow

shoot every black person I see

Well tomorrow mizzou

will really make national news.

Don't

go to campus tomorrow.

I am the Ugly White Man

and my words

expose those

who feel them

but do not say them

I am the Ugly White Man

And I know

The Gun

should be pointed

at Me

and my Slave Owner Heart

Fight the Power

Virile Black Brothers

I shoot blanks

and Wear Red Pants.


I am Laslo.

Heartless Aztec said...

And this us all supposition at this point anyway. Reminds of the demonic kindergarten teacher scare of the late 80's. Media fueled, media driven and media sustained. Appalling.

Franklin said...

He apparently posts on 4chan and yet doesn't use a VPN to YikYak (or post on 4chan)? That's just careless.

Curious George said...

He should have just stood on a car and screamed "Burn this bitch down". That's okay still, right?

Laslo Spatula said...

My Pretty Face

Hides my Hatred

Which Disguises my Fear

Which Consumes

My Soul

I know

I am falling

Down the Ladder of Oppression

When I hit bottom

Please Black Man

Do not Hurt me Too Bad

Though my White Skin

Deserves Purple Bruises and

Red Scars

And do not

Rape my Sister

at least not in her Ass

Maybe it is not Too Late

to Reach an Understanding

But I still think

You are gonna

Kick My Ass.


I am Laslo

Bobby said...

Franklin,

VPN's don't really make you anonymous. They're good enough to make you "anonymous" to most people and lots of basic programs, but that's not what would be responding in this scenario.

Mid-Life Lawyer said...

Speaking of squandering, he looks like Jim Morrison. But Hunter probably is not going to me making any albums that will, presumably, live for eternity.

Curious George said...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zGBw8jS3sMw

cubanbob said...

Kids a moron. When I was his age I would have made the most of the "pretty" face to get laid. That is what normal, hetero males at that age want and do when they are not otherwise engaged in things that keep them legitimately busy such as jobs, military service or attending college and taking serious courses.

William said...

When you're in your twenties everyone has hair, a flat stomach, and intense expressions. Among his peer group, good looks are a dime a dozen......Now he's famous. He deserves punishment, but he will get more than the offense warrants.

virgil xenophon said...

When I was his age I was a National Merit Scholar on a tennis scholarship at LSU and a member of the AFROTC programmed for pilot training headed for the war in Vietnam. A totally different mind-set that this rapidly fossilizing veteran--although a PhD in Political Science-- still has ABSOLUTELY no truck with..

Wince said...

How about that name: Hunter Park.

Sounds like a place dentists travel to shoot beloved lions.

MnMark said...

Better than 50% chance that he's actually a progressive who posted the incendiary comments to stir up trouble. Same with the poop swastika - 90% chance it was a non-white or a white progressive who did it. Those stunts are almost always hoaxes.

Richard Dolan said...

I wonder whether this prosecution will go anywhere. Whatever the Missouri statute might prohibit, the case involves a pure speech crime. In Elonis v. US (June 2015), the SCOTUS adopted a subjective standard, focused on the defendant's intent, for measuring whether a communication amounted to a 'true threat'. That standard replaced the so-called objective standard, focused on how a 'reasonable observer' hearing the defendant's words would understand them. Elonis was decided on statutory grounds, but the First Amendment issues weren't very far in the background (Alito addressed them in his concurrence, and found that the Court's subjective standard was sufficient to satisfy First Amendment concerns).

The Missouri courts are not bound by Elonis, but would be required to address the First Amendment issues that it presented (and then found unnecessary to resolve on the merits).

Given all the over-the-top stuff published on the internet, the courts are still trying to find a sensible balance between the 'breathing room' that robust discussion protected by the First Amendment requires, and true threats that can properly be punished. This case could easily turn into another bump along that road.

tim maguire said...

Hunter was arrested for threatening to shoot people? I'm surprised he's real. He sounds like a character in a bad action movie.

Big Mike said...

Hmmm, you find this man's face to be "pretty," Althouse, but don't find Rubio attractive at all? Women's tastes can be very strange.

Ann Althouse said...

Big Mike, Rubio could be attractive, but he styles himself in such a conservative way. He seems plastic. If he's balding, he should just keep the hair very short. The combover or whatever that is ruins the look for me. The guy in the mugshot has great hair.

Laura said...

Hunter Park should learn to set his threats to music or poetry: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zGBw8jS3sMw.

SenatorMark4 said...

I think this is a prettier face, with a funnier story to boot.

Coral Snake 1989
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YOPyjfiRB-4

I did it. It's bought me beers at bars, but now i don't drink. Too much snake?

Big Mike said...

@Althouse, point taken. Alas for my own combover, but I can't bring myself to wear my hair short -- not after two years of being forced by various sergeants and junior officers to wear it short, and that's despite my hitch ending almost forty-five years ago.

Nevertheless, my second statement stands.