February 20, 2018

"my dog hates his nails getting clipped so my dad literally bought a purse & cut holes in it"


27 comments:

Kevin said...

A man's gotta do what a man's gotta do.

FIDO said...

Look! A Piñata! Where's my bat?

Ralph L said...

What's going on with the wall?

Fritz said...

If your dogs nails need clipping, you aren't walking it enough.

Ann Althouse said...

"What's going on with the wall?"

I know what you've never done.

rhhardin said...

It's no problem if you have three hands.

Trumpit said...

He's found a good use for a $1900 Chloe handbag. They should sell like hotcakes now. Boston (bull) terriers are handsome little dogs.

richlb said...

Look Meade. Another purse reference.

Humperdink said...

Need a crane for our German Shepherd. Spouse bought a nail grinder, works better than a clipper. Still a job though.

tim in vermont said...

If your dog eats too much cat food as a puppy, that’s what it will turn into. Just a warning, guys.

tim in vermont said...

Look! A Piñata! Where's my bat?

Don’t look up the origins of the expression “swing a cat.”

tim in vermont said...

I know what you’ve never done.

Gone after a bat inside with a 12 gauge and then had to fix the damage?

Ralph L said...

The woodwork and doors are too new for the walls to be plaster. Drywall doesn't need repairing like that without major damage.

Joe Biden, America's Putin said...

Dog remembers.

Ralph L said...

Wouldn't walking the dog on pavement regularly prevent the need for this humiliation?

I'm glad the dad didn't literally steal the purse.

Jason said...

Just don't leave the purse on top of the van.

MadisonMan said...

If you buy something, how can you not literally buy it?

Darrell said...

Works for the wife, too.

Bob Boyd said...

Ralph L said...
"What's going on with the wall?"

He's repairing the damage from before they had the purse.

Ralph L said...

Thanks, Bob.

mockturtle said...

Tried a nail grinder with my dog who hates getting his nails clipped but the sound of the grinder really freaked him out. My only solution is to sedate him.

Walking works on pavement but we don't all walk on paved surfaces like you city folks.

Ignorance is Bliss said...

MadisonMan said...

If you buy something, how can you not literally buy it?

You could buy the farm.
You could buy a pig in a poke.
You could buy a cow, but why would you if you can get the milk for free?

Bob Boyd said...

If you figuratively "buy the purse" does that mean you've decided to transition?

"Have you seen Jeff? Holy..."
"Why? What's up?"
"He bought the purse man."
"No shit...?"
"No shit."
"Wow." How's he look?"
"I don't know, it's...it's early days, man."
"I should call him."
"You should."

lonetown said...

dog's thinking, "fer snizzle"

Yancey Ward said...

Hmmm......gives me the idea for a purse, a dog, and an airhorn.

Roy Lofquist said...

Standard equipment for dog groomers.

Michelle Dulak Thomson said...

Humperdink,

Spouse bought a nail grinder, works better than a clipper.

OMG does that take me back. 35 years back, to Mom tending our Dobermans' nails with a Dremel tool. Yes, pulverized Dobie nails are my equivalent of Proust's madeleine.